Sunday May 22nd, 2011
* The scene opens up at a random bar in San Juan, Puerto Rico which is the site of the next edition of Breakdown. Shawn Winters is seen inside the bar carrying around a bottle of champagne as Charlie is seen in the background. Shawn goes up to the bar where there is a few girls. *
Shawn – Alright so which one of you wants to get fucked and abandoned in the street after wards?
* One of the girls slaps him in the face. Shawn then moves to the next girl. *
Shawn – You look like the type of girl who prides herself in giving good head.
* She slaps him across the face so Shawn moves to the next girl. *
Shawn – Ya know what? I'm not even drunk enough for you yet.
* That girl slaps him across the face as well as Shawn takes a pull from his bottle as he stumbles over to the table where Charlie is located. *
Charlie – What the hell are you doing?
Shawn – I'm trying to incorporate myself with your natural surroundings.
Charlie – What are you talking about?
Shawn – I'm sorry for trying to blend into your home land.
Charlie – Oh jesus...just a couple months ago you thought I was Mexican and now you think I'm Puerto Rican?
Shawn – Hey, I'm not Christopher Columbus alright, I didn't discover the world I just discovered your vagina.
Charlie – You'd be just like him too, not the first person to discover it.
Shawn – Hang on that gives me an idea.
* Shawn grabs a waitress that's walking by. *
Shawn – Hey, you and me bathroom. Take a chance, Christopher Columbus did and look what happened.
* The waitress shakes her head before walking off. Charlie starts laughing. *
Charlie – Oh my god! Is that your best pick up line?! You're lucky you're hot because you've seriously got no game.
Shawn – Why don't you put that mouth to good use and blow me?
Charlie – I don't know, I've already got my eye on a girl over in the corner.
* Shawn looks at the girl that Charlie has her eye on. Shawn smirks at Charlie before walking over to her. *
Shawn – Hey...do you see that girl over there? She's got crabs. You see how she has two drinks by her? One of them is to drown them and the other is to drink.
* Charlie is clearly pissed now as Shawn sticks his tongue out at her before walking back over to her. *
Charlie – You honestly want to get abused tonight don't you? Good thing I brought my hand cuffs because you're not going to be leaving the bed all day tomorrow.
Shawn – Kinky.
Charlie – What has gotten into you lately anyways? You were perfectly fine last week and look what happened? You beat David Helms handedly and now you're a complete mess. You're probably going to be too hungover or drunk to even get out to the ring to face Shaun Cruze. What gives? I know it's not being deprived of sex because I've been giving you enough of that to last you a lifetime.
Shawn – I'm hard all day baby. (smirks)
Charlie – Why do I have a feeling like that won't be the case tonight? I mean seriously, do you blame me for trying to find an alternative option?
Shawn – It's funny how much I love alcohol and how much it makes me hard just thinking about it. Yet the more I consume the more flaccid I get.
Charlie – That's the history of love Shawn. When it's good you're hard as a rock but in the end all it does is leave you limp and pathetic. That's why I just like to have unconnected sex. Having a connection with somebody is overrated when they have a big cock.
Shawn – Yeah, fuck love...who needs that shit anyways? I could masterbate for the rest of my life and never have sex with anyone hotter.
Charlie – Than your hand? Is your hand that hot?
Shawn – No...myself. I'm having sex with myself. Maybe I could look in a mirror while doing it.
Charlie – This conversation is getting a bit disturbing even for me and that's saying a lot because I'm willing to talk about anything but the thought of you jerking it while looking at yourself in the mirror is too American Psycho for my taste. I'd rather not think about getting cut up by a chainsaw afterwards.
Shawn – Do you think that guys got some drugs?
Charlie – Shawn it's Puerto Rico, I'm sure everybody in here has some drugs.
Shawn – Go over there and give him head for some coke.
* Charlie stares at him for a bit. *
Charlie – Alright.
* Charlie gets up and walks over to a guy. They have a brief conversation with Charlie clearly flirting with him. She then shrugs her shoulders and walks away. The guy then leaves the bar. *
Charlie – He doesn't have any however he said he'd go outside and get some. He told me to stay put.
Shawn – Sweet!
* Shawn and Charlie sit in a booth as Shawn continues to take rather large pulls of his bottle. *
Charlie – Alright Shawn spill it. You know I don't like to hear about peoples problems but I think it'll be best for both of us for you to just tell me now compared to crying after sex and confessing some sort of suppressed child hood memory of a camp counselor touching you.
Shawn – What? I never cry after sex.
Charlie – Really?
Shawn – Ok that ONE time but that's because I'm not to fond of your little technique of using your teeth on my dick!
Charlie – I told you if you were a naughty boy you'd get punished.
Shawn – I thought you meant in a good way!
Charlie – Now stop fucking around and tell me what your problem is! Last thing I need is a sloppy Shawn Winters tonight because if you're sloppy tonight there is a chance that you'll be sloppy on Breakdown and I'm not going to take the blame again for a loss. You should be on cloud nine right now after beating David Helms and instead you're two drinks away from sleeping in a gutter.
Shawn – Heh, David Helms. That guy was SCW Champion? Just shows how pathetic the competition in SCW has gotten since I left.
Charlie – Yeah well if you hadn't noticed James Exeter came back on Breakdown and kicked Chad Evans' ass.
Shawn – James Exeter?
Charlie – Yeah, you know...the guy that beat you for the World title at Rise to Greatness a couple years ago?
Shawn – Fuck him, he's not anything either.
Charlie – Right...sorry I forgot that anyone that's beaten you clearly sucks.
Shawn – Yup!
Charlie – How arrogant are you?
Shawn – Arrogant enough to convince people that I'm always right.
Charlie – Right...
Shawn – See? Told you.
Charlie – Damn it Shawn, am I going to have to bite your dick again tonight?! Tell me what's going on otherwise I'll call your wife and tell her that I'm a woman!
* Charlie goes to grab Shawn's phone as he quickly slams his hand down on top of it. Shawn's smile has just turned into a completely serious snarl. *
Charlie – Whoa...well it looks like we figured out what your problem is. What's wrong? Is she getting fat?
* Shawn takes another pull from his bottle as he watches a girl riding the mechanical bull in the middle of the bar. *
Charlie – You've got to tell me if I guess it right. You know that's the rules.
* Shawn gets up and walks up to the girl who just got off the bull and sat down what is clearly her boyfriend. *
Shawn – I saw you riding that bull up there. Impressive works, makes me wonder how long you can ride a cock.
* Right then the guy who is a rather large and muscular gets up and shoves Shawn. *
Boyfriend – That's my girlfriend you fuck!
* Shawn starts laughing as he gets back up. *
Shawn – No wonder she doesn't want to ride me. She's used to riding on beginner hahaha!
* Right then the guy goes to punch Shawn but he ducks under it only to fall over a chair. He's still laughing as the guy grabs him by the shirt and lifts him up. *
Boyfriend – Who the fuck do you think you are you piece of shit?!
Shawn – Me? It doesn't matter who I am because I'm happy just not being you.
* Shawn spits in the guys face as he drops him. Shawn sticks his tongue out at Charlie as he's clearly pleased with himself. He turns around only to get punched right in the face by this giant guy. Shawn goes down knocking a table full of drinks over as he does. The guy grabs him and picks him up again with Shawn's nose now bleeding. The bartender runs over with a baseball bat. *
Bartender – BOTH OF YOU OUTSIDE! TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
* The boyfriend pushes Shawn as he stumbles out the door. The boyfriend, his girlfriend, and Charlie follow. Shawn gets to his feet stumbling back and forth clearly drunk. *
Shawn – Hey man...I'm sorry.
Boyfriend – You're sorry?
Shawn – Yeah...I'm sorry...I think I just got your girlfriend pregnant by looking at her. (laughs)
* Shawn gets punched in the gut this time doubling over. *
Boyfriend – Stupid Americans. Got anything else to say funny guy?
* Shawn starts coughing. *
Charlie – Shawn why aren't you hitting back?!
Boyfriend – SHUT UP WHORE!
Charlie – WHOA! Kick his ass Shawn!
* Shawn stands back up looking at the boyfriend. *
Shawn – I fucked the masseuse last week.
Boyfriend – What?
Charlie – What?
Shawn – I don't know...forgot to brag about it before.
Boyfriend – You've had enough. If I ever see you even looking at me or my girlfriend again I'll make sure that you don't make it back to the States.
* The boyfriend and girl start to walk away. *
Shawn – I saw your boyfriend checking out my dick at the urinal!
* Right then they both stop walking and the boyfriend walks back over to Shawn. *
Boyfriend – What the fuck did you just say?
Shawn – You heard me faggot!
* Right then the boyfriend punches Shawn again in the face knocking him down. Shawn's nose and mouth are now bleeding. Shawn spits out some blood. *
Boyfriend – I'm a faggot? Huh? Am a faggot now?!
* Shawn gets up and gets punched in the gut again. Shawn starts coughing as he's doubled over. *
Boyfriend – If anyone is gay here it's clearly you.
Shawn – Sorry fag, I'm not the one trying to prove I'm not gay. Looks like you're destined to be wearing rainbow and marching in gay pride parades.
* The boyfriend punches Shawn in the gut again. *
Boyfriend – Well you know how I know you're gay!? Your dick tastes like shit!
* Shawn starts laughing as blood is pouring down his face and onto the street. *
Shawn – So you're telling me you've sucked my dick?!
Boyfriend – Wha-NO!
* Charlie starts laughing. *
Boyfriend – Shut up you bitch!
* The boyfriend punches Shawn once more in the face as Shawn is now down on the street grunting from the punishment. The boyfriend and girlfriend walk away. Charlie runs up to Shawn to check on him. *
Charlie – Shawn! Wha-what the hell is wrong with you? Why didn't you fight back?! You realize that words don't exactly knock people out right?
* Shawn starts coughing again. Charlie grabs his face to look at it. *
Charlie – Jesus Shawn your face.
Shawn – I'm fine.
Charlie – Bullshit you're fine. You just got into a fight for no reason other than you're drunk and retarded. You continued to instigate it without even trying to fight back. You're a professional wrestler Shawn! You fight for a living! Are you telling me that you couldn't take that guy?
Shawn – Did you see the size of him? He had muscles on top of his muscles.
Charlie – So why is it of all tables you went up to that one to hit one his girlfriend? It was obvious so don't even plead ignorance.
* Shawn sits up and blows out some snot and blood from each side of his nose. *
Charlie – Seriously Shawn, if you don't tell me what's going on I'm going to kick your ass even more.
Shawn – Hannah's pregnant.
Charlie – Oh....shit.
* Shawn spits more blood out. *
Shawn – Yeah...
Charlie – So then there goes that marriage right?
* Shawn doesn't say anything. *
Charlie – Wait a minute. You were in there hitting on every single girl possible.
* Shawn just looks up at Charlie. *
Charlie – You knowingly hit on that guys girlfriend didn't you? You knew this was going to happen, you wanted this to happen that's why you didn't fight back! That's why you kept instigating it.
* Shawn continues to not say anything. *
Charlie – You're trying to punish yourself for getting Hannah pregnant aren't you?
Shawn – No!
Charlie – Bullshit! You're clearly trying to punish yourself!
Shawn – I'm not punishing myself because I got her pregnant. I'm punishing myself because I left her the moment I found out.
Charlie – Oh...
Shawn – Charlie don't even pretend to act like you give a shit. The only thing you're concerned about is whether or not I'm going to be able to get it up tonight.
Charlie – Eh...
* Right then Shawn gets up and shoves Charlie away as he tries to walk. Charlie runs back over to him holding him up. *
Charlie – Shawn listen, despite what you may think of me or what I let on either way, I am human. I can see that you're obviously hurting. I can look past the sex for tonight but seriously...why don't you call your wife?
Shawn – Can't...I haven't answered any of her calls since I left her Friday. I have stayed on the road this entire time for a reason.
Charlie – That explains why we're in Puerto Rico so early for Breakdown.
Shawn – Now it's to the point where I can't just call her. What would I say? That I'm sorry? I don't even know that I am sorry. I don't really think that I know anything right now.
Charlie – Well that could be the concussion calling.
Shawn – I don't know what to do.
Charlie – Shawn I don't mean to sound like a bitch or anything right now but I'm the last person to ask in this situation. I have distanced myself from emotions for as long as I can remember.
Shawn – I'm not asking you as much as I'm asking myself.
Charlie – All that I can tell you is doing this...isn't healthy. You can't just keep going out and trying to pick a fight with people without even fighting back. You'll end up in the hospital at some point. Which reminds me...we should probably get you to one.
Shawn – No...I'm fine.
Charlie – Shawn you probably have a concussion.
Shawn – I'm fine!
Charlie – Damn it Shawn, you know how serious concussions have gotten over the years! You need to go to the hospital!
Shawn – I'm not Jake Starr! I'm not going to run away from my obligations Charlie!
Charlie – Completely different how you're running away from your obligation as a husband and soon to be father?